Political Jokes

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Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good ...

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...

All my money is an electronic blip.
Someone will realize that I am overpayed.
They w...

1. Free drinks. 2. Free dinners. 3. Free movies (you get the point). 4. You can hug your friend ...

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Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!...

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought
it back, complaining...

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that ...

By Andrew Marlatt

Sunday, February 10, 2002; Page B05

Bitter after being ...

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screami...

Three presidents and Bill Clinton are in Air Force One. The engines start to die and the plane ...

One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his...

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today ...

It's no wonder President Clinton is in so much trouble, according to Executive Mystic Barrie Dol...

Bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:


Clinton: We for...

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet th...

1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 ...

An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in...

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know....

It's still the economy.
And he's still stupid....

If you can read this
You're not from here...

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He
notices ...

Is Whitewater used to wash the Yellow Streak off of Bill Clinton's draft dodging back?...

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her ...