Political Jokes

"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
it closed.'"

In our image processing lab we recently had a chance to
digitize and then re-view some of...

Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good ...

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...

"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its' going to be impossible to ...

All my money is an electronic blip.
Someone will realize that I am overpayed.
They w...

In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are hol...

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called...

1. Free drinks. 2. Free dinners. 3. Free movies (you get the point). 4. You can hug your friend ...

50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinne...

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Wa...

Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning.

He walks it ...

Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress ...

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace...

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!...

Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland...

Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation's (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow...

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize...

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought
it back, complaining...

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that ...

GENERAL

Any person with a valid state hunting and fishing license may harvest attorneys. ...

By Andrew Marlatt

Sunday, February 10, 2002; Page B05

Bitter after being ...

Bill Clinton and his wife Hilary were at a baseball game when the man sitting behind Bill whispe...

Many years after Bill Clinton had been President of the United States a famous biographer was go...

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screami...