Political Jokes

  • "I feel schizophrenic; first he

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    "I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep
    it closed.'"

  • "No New Taxes"

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    In our image processing lab we recently had a chance to
    digitize and then re-view some of...

  • $5 prostitute

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    Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of Washington D.C. He notices a good ...

  • 140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde

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    President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that...

  • 1959 Sayings

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    "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its' going to be impossible to ...

  • 20 fears of the Rich and Famous

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    All my money is an electronic blip.
    Someone will realize that I am overpayed.
    They w...

  • 3 Bullets

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    In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are hol...

  • 4 Wives

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    The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called...

  • 49 reasons to be a woman

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    1. Free drinks. 2. Free dinners. 3. Free movies (you get the point). 4. You can hug your friend ...

  • 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

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    50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinne...

  • 72 Virginians

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    After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Wa...

  • A new dog at the White House

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    Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning.

    He walks it ...

  • A Quickie?

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    Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress ...

  • A setback in Iraqi-American relations

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    Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace...

  • Abortion Bill

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    Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!...

  • Acronym for Clinton adminsitration

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    Clinton: (C)learly (L)oose (I)nternal (N)avigation (T)echniques (O)ccupy (N)ever-Neverland...

  • Acronym for Clinton adminsitration

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    Clinton: (C)ompulsive (L)iar (I)s (N)ation's (T)op (O)fficial (N)ow...

  • Air Force One crash lands

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    Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilize...

  • Artificial Intelligence

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    A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought
    it back, complaining...

  • Artificial Intelligence

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    A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that ...

  • Attorney Season and Bag Limits

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    GENERAL

    Any person with a valid state hunting and fishing license may harvest attorneys. ...

  • Axes of Evils / Evil Upheaval

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    By Andrew Marlatt

    Sunday, February 10, 2002; Page B05

    Bitter after being ...

  • Baseball game

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    Bill Clinton and his wife Hilary were at a baseball game when the man sitting behind Bill whispe...

  • Best Decision

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    Many years after Bill Clinton had been President of the United States a famous biographer was go...

  • Bill and Hillary At the Ball Game

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    Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screami...


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