police jokes

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect c...

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled h...

Police: "Mr. Johnson, we have just arrested a theif carrying several credit cards with Mrs. John...

A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater ...

It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, t...

One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure s...

A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To...

A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to...

A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to...

As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The c...

Really Stupid People

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a...

Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking fo...

There is an old lady driving on Interstate 22. A police car pulls her over and explains to the ...

The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?...

One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to mak...

|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Un...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building....

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol buildin...

Hosni Mubarak and his wife are in Rio de Janeiro on vacation.

When there's no-one around...

A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it...

One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure s...

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up...

Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they ...

The Los Angeles Board of Education has OK'd a plan to equip school police cars with guns. The pl...

|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...

|Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw...

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goe...

From Herb Caen's column in the San Francisco Chronicle:

A motorist was unknowingly...

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. Th...

Here's a joke I "appropriated" from an old TV show:

Police: Mr. Johnson, we have j...

There was a blonde going down a highway, and was swerving left, and right, left, and right, and ...

A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen mon...

I read in a Reuters newswire from May 10 that police in Biddeford, Main had arrested a couple of...

I read in a Reuters newswire from May 10 that police in Biddeford, Main had arrested a couple of...

DIET POLICE:
How's your new diet coming along?

SYDNEY, Australia - A man who reached for a clove of garlic as a first line of defense against a...

One christmas mourning Hillary Clinton looked out her window to find someone wrote Hillary sucks...

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to ...

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trai...

An Issaquah, Washington man apparently became frustrated with his personal
computer, pulle...

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail...

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and s...

In Ohio, an unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station with a 9-inch wir...

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.

The lawyer, seeing that ...

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo...

What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...

Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to ...

Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do

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A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a pol...

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle stree...