Police Jokes

|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call...

|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...

|"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...

|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign th...

|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police...

|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...

|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window an...

|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...

This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.

"You got ...

|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived i...

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she live...

|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Bef...

|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her licens...

|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, t...

|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. ...

|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...

|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...

|Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you ha...

|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...

|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer...

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked...

|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands o...

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.

For years, for ...

|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through ...