Police Jokes

|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo...

|Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...

|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.8. He ...

|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.

A $40 spe...

|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer aske...

|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun an...

The following supposedly a true story.

This guy walked into a little corner store with a ...

|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect cros...

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect c...

|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. He refers to you as ...

|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted...

The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers

1. Glazed
2. Jelly
3. Powdered
4. Ch...

|St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you d...

|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...

|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...

|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you cr...

|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor sai...

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

The...

|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to ...

|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...

|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? as...

|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in t...

|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living ro...