police jokes

Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you...

|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her licens...

What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest....

|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. He refers to you as ...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to...

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she live...

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are...

One of our Favorite Headlines

"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"...

Once there were three men who were going to be executed with the guillotine during the French Re...

|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard,...

|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At...

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations....

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...

"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"

"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in t...

There was a women with blond hair, and she was driving her husbands truck.A while after she got ...

My brother used to be a police officer in Chicago. (He's now a rather
high-up muckity-mu...

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Du...

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations....

Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures,...

"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this v...

Auburn Police

23400 block, 102nd Place Southeast -- A woman reported that someone s...

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

"They've stolen the d...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.



"They've...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the das...

|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!...

Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll c...

According to police in Dahlonega, Ga., ROTC cadet Nick Berrena, 20, was
stabbed to death i...

|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...

one day on the high way a car starts swerving out of nowhere going back and forth and so on and ...

At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telepho...

How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the ...

|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doin...

Three ducks arrive at the Police station. In deciding why they're here, a police officer goes up...

On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. - Hi guys. Why are...

|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed unti...

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed u...

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding t...

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going ba...

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding t...

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...

Really Stupid People

When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to ...

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Rita.

Rita who?

Rita ...

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Rita.

Rita who?

Rita book...

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doin...

At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telepho...

One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a bre...