Police Jokes

There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, th...

|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At...

|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...

|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they l...

|"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my ...

|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a dru...

|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The...

|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walki...

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was wa...

|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered ...

|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about ...

|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared do...

|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She tel...

|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts o...

A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shout...

|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of...

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it...

|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of the robbers take...

Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the r...

|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man...

|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite po...

|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which ...

|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...

|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 year...

|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...