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Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse....

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A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use acc...

In February, according to police in Windsor, Ont., Daniel Kolta, 27, and
Randy Taylor, 33,...

There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself dur...

|Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you ha...

Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you...

Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice that his truck had
smacked into a utility pol...

There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to ...

One day on a busy street corner a huge man walks up to a police
officer and asks, "Thcuse...

3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe...

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a ...

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light....

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
...

|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurle...

Reported by the Associated Press

|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house...

There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.



They were really ...

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hur...

|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived i...

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she live...

A little boy just got a brand new bike for Christmas and was riding down it down the street. He ...

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I ask...

Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't th...

There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run ...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her licens...

Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you...

|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her licens...

What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest....

|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. He refers to you as ...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to...

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she live...

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are...

One of our Favorite Headlines

"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"...

Once there were three men who were going to be executed with the guillotine during the French Re...

|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard,...

|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At...

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations....

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...

"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"

"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in t...

There was a women with blond hair, and she was driving her husbands truck.A while after she got ...

My brother used to be a police officer in Chicago. (He's now a rather
high-up muckity-mu...

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Du...