police jokes

A concerned neighbour rings up the police because he suspects his next door neighbour to be hidi...

British Columbia, Canada: Police officers on patrol about 1:00 am spotted 4
men breaking i...

AN IDIOT'S IDIOT

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AN IDIOT'S IDIOT

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogat...

A sneaky thief stole all the lavatory fixtures from the local police station.

A pol...

A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer...

|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stret...

JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 - 29 - 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been...

|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...

The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."...

Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to t...

HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are lookin...

|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you cr...

HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are lookin...

Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arres...

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.

Dog owner:...

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then

on to a...

Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information h...

Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on...

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how t...

One evening, a Polak named Stosh Manzarek heard a loud knock on his front door from the Nazi pol...

|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I ask...

You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it....

|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a dru...

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a ...

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, sp...

In September, according to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30,
just released fr...

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby w...

A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down outside a bar on the street curb.

A police of...

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all da...

Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse....

GRAVITY KILLS

A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use acc...

In February, according to police in Windsor, Ont., Daniel Kolta, 27, and
Randy Taylor, 33,...

There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself dur...

|Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you ha...

Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you...

Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice that his truck had
smacked into a utility pol...

There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to ...

One day on a busy street corner a huge man walks up to a police
officer and asks, "Thcuse...

3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe...

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a ...

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light....

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
...

|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurle...

Reported by the Associated Press

|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house...