Police Jokes

|A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y...

|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...

Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed ...

|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doin...

|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wi...

|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned...

|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t...

|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...

|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding...

|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former ...

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a form...

|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless yo...

|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driv...

|A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...

|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...

|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the...

|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tr...

A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with...

|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...

|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of ...

|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...

|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of D...

|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...