Police Jokes

  • A blonde detective

    rating0 Police Jokes 22 hits

    |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...

  • A missing person

    rating0 Police Jokes 18 hits

    |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...

  • A prisoner with skills

    rating0 Police Jokes 23 hits

    |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...

  • A story behind a gun

    rating0 Police Jokes 27 hits

    |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ...

  • A test for being drunk

    rating0 Police Jokes 21 hits

    |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...

  • All the strange names

    rating0 Police Jokes 17 hits

    |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...

  • An FBI investigation

    rating0 Police Jokes 17 hits

    |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...

  • Better prison foods

    rating0 Police Jokes 30 hits

    |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...

  • Blonde avoiding trees

    rating0 Police Jokes 19 hits

    |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...

  • Blonde avoiding trees

    rating0 Police Jokes 2 hits


    A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

  • Blonde cop

    rating0 Police Jokes 1 hits


    There was a blonde speeding down the highway. A blonde cop pulls her over and asks to see her dr...

  • Breaking into a house

    rating0 Police Jokes 22 hits

    |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...

  • Catch a drunk driver

    rating0 Police Jokes 21 hits

    |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...

  • Catching the shoplifter

    rating0 Police Jokes 17 hits

    |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen...

  • Caught for speeding

    rating0 Police Jokes 24 hits

    |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...

  • Charged for speeding

    rating0 Police Jokes 13 hits

    |A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ...

  • Chatting on the plane

    rating0 Police Jokes 29 hits

    |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...

  • Choose a punishment

    rating0 Police Jokes 1 hits


    A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

    The judge said, "What will you t...

  • Criminal steals lumber

    rating0 Police Jokes 21 hits

    |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y...

  • Crying about his life

    rating0 Police Jokes 21 hits

    |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...

  • Dealing with a juggler

    rating0 Police Jokes 33 hits

    |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...

  • Dealing with criminals

    rating0 Police Jokes 23 hits

    |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wi...

  • Dealing with trouble

    rating0 Police Jokes 21 hits

    |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...

  • Dealing with trouble

    rating0 Police Jokes 2 hits


    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned...

  • Debate the stop sign

    rating0 Police Jokes 28 hits

    |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t...


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