Police Jokes

|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their sk...

|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...

|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...

|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ...

Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mo...

|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goe...

|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...

|The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...

|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...

|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

There was a blonde speeding down the highway. A blonde cop pulls her over and asks to see her dr...

|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house...

|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen...

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Lis...

|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.

|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ...

|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...

A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge said, "What will you t...