Police Jokes

|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...

|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...

|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...

|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ...

|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...

|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h...

|The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...

|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...

|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

There was a blonde speeding down the highway. A blonde cop pulls her over and asks to see her dr...

|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...

|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...

|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen...

|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...

|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ...

|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...

A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge said, "What will you t...

|A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y...

|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi...

|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...

|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wi...

|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned...

|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t...