Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...
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11 hitsOUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...
Paying bills
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7 hitsWalking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...
The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...
The definition of a phallic symbol
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3 hitsThis girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club...
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4 hitsThe guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...
The third wish
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12 hitsA young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,...
Think quality
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8 hitsA lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ...
This guy walks in to a bathroom...
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6 hitsThis guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...
What's pink and slowly turns red?
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8 hitsWhat's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade....
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!...
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