Ouch Jokes

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...

OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...

The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...

This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...

A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,...

A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ...

This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...

What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade....

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!...