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Picked this one up from a friend at school:

137 lemmings walk into a bar.
Ou...

OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...

What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty story

building, with a se...

What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of joc...

There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to the doctor. The doctor said, ''Where...

A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The m...

A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. T...

Man walks into a bar.

Ouch!...

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, when a Chinese man comes in. T...

A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!...

A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch"....

Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks....

Three guys of three different races walk into a bar. They say, "OUCH!"...

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!...

What sounds do Porkey Pines make when they are kissing ? OUCH !!!!!!...

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah...

A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ...

Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people.

"He who hath not sinned, cast the fir...

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth....

Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who? MADAM FOOTS STUCK IN THE DOOR!...

*** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person. ***Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with...

This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...

*** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person. ***



Having to tr...

Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch....

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)...

The guy walked into the bar (ouch) looking like he'd been run over by a truck. His hair was matt...

Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people.
''He who hath not sinned, cast the first ...

What's pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade....

The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...

The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)...

A young girl was having a tooth pulled and the dentist tells her the usual B.S. "This won't hurt...

Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...

A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...

One day an elephant steps on a mouse. The elephant says that he will do anything to make up for ...

Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!...

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...

Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"...

This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...

Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in
her foot. She is in ab...

A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,...

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony...

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in

her foot. She is ...

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...