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15 hitsOnce upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...
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15 hitsOnce upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...
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16 hitsIt seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...
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20 hitsTwo guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, P...
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18 hitsA door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...
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19 hitsA man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...
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15 hitsThe following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...
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15 hitsA rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...
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17 hitsFred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...
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17 hitsA young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u...
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19 hitsTwo men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...
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21 hitsThis bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...
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16 hitsCondom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...
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18 hitsEd and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...
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20 hitsA man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...
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19 hitsI saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"...
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15 hitsI walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...
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17 hits"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ...
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21 hitsThree fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the f...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...
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19 hitsMirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...