Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watchdog!
Q: Why do...
one liners jokes
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?
A: A watchdog!
Q: Why do mal...
A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way,
when a salesman c...I would have to say
One Liners jokes
39 hits
I would have to say that my favorite movie of all time is "Annie." I
especially love the ...Whale Watching
One Liners jokes
36 hits
Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near her put up signs "Free Whale Watching!"...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind it's ...
Words can not describe the deep feelings I have for you ...
But "Bitch" comes pretty c...Its A Waist?
One Liners jokes
13 hits
Why is the space between a women's tits and hips called a waist?
Because you could put a...
It's not true that oysters make good aphrodisiacs. I tried a dozen once and
only six of th...
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know
the batteries are...I didn't claw my way
One Liners jokes
26 hits
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
"So many channels. ....
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?...I didn't claw my way
One Liners jokes
29 hits
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
"So many channels. . ...
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not
putting on your armor...
When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when
they've caught the righ...
When their numbers dwindled from 50 down to 8,
the remaining dwarfs began to suspect 'Hun...
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why
you're just sitting ...
Love your enemies.
At least they don't try to borrow money from you.
...
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy
to criticize, but if ev...
I've found the secret of happiness -
total disregard of everybody.
...
"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural
enemy of a tigh...
The only problem we have in this city is the secret police. If there is
any gambling, nar...
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it....
When VW Rabbits first came out, they still had a lot of "bug"s in them....
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?...
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?...
