One Liners jokes Jokes

  • "I am dyslexic of Borg.

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    "I am dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated."...

  • "If men can run the

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    "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
    intelligent is it to ...

  • "Little boy, I don't care

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    "Little boy, I don't care if your dog can talk. Please
    tell him this is a ...

  • "Lived here all your life?"

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    "Lived here all your life?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."Not yet."...

  • "My cousin just died.

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    "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural
    enemy of a tigh...

  • "Rap" is to "music" as

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    "Rap" is to "music" as "Etch-A-Sketch" is to "fine art"....

  • "They reckon it was the

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    "They reckon it was the cigarettes that killed him, but he's been smoking
    for 68 years I d...

  • . . . and

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    . . . and ties go to the winner....

  • . . . and thanks

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    . . . and thanks for all the fish....

  • . . . and then

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    . . . and then Marie Antoinette says
    "operator, I've been cut off."...

  • ...about as funny as roman

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    ...about as funny as roman candles on a birthday cake....

  • 18 legs and two tits

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    Q: What has 18 legs and two tits?

    A: The Supreme Court...

  • 2 + 2 = 5

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    2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2....

  • 2 pounds of fat

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    How do you make two pounds of fat better?

    Add a nipple.

    ...

  • 20 Ft Long

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    What's twenty feet long and smells like urine?

    A crowd of old people line dancing.
    ...

  • 24 hours in a day...

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    24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence?...

  • 667, Neighbor of the Devil.

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    667, Neighbor of the Devil....

  • A broken heart is better

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    A broken heart is better than a shattered pelvis....

  • A camel is a horse

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    A camel is a horse designed by committee.

    A brontosaurus is a salamander designed t...

  • A city in Alaska passed

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    A city in Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs.

    It became known as Dogless Fair...

  • A computer's attention span is

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    A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord....

  • A day without fusion is

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    A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine....

  • A journey of a thousand

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    A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click....

  • A key ring is a

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    A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your
    keys at once....

  • A picture is worth a

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    A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture....


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