naughty jokes

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at thi...

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed
he asked...

A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Dr...

Communications Decency Act

The government of the United States has passed a law whi...

If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.



If you can go ...

An elderly couple were sitting on their front porch one evening, when the wife picks up her cane...

A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad...

"Daddy, daddy! I'm the on...

One morning, three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball. Suddenly, a g...

(Heard this from a friend, source unknown)

A young boy was playing in the backyard...

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the probl...

Stanley, the sperm, was always exercising. He wanted to be in top
physical condition.

A man went to see a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The ps...

A man went to see a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his
sex life....

A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed
against a bui...

[Note: this is in response to "looking for a wife" that you posted
about a month ago]

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.
I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.
I'm sl...

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to
marry a man if he...

Two guys were out fishing in the ocean one day and not catching anything until one of the guys c...

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of the mans penis was much l...

Skeet shooting the shuttlecraft.
Plugging Nintendo cartridges into Data.
Giving Worf...

All the knights of the kingdom were leaving for the Crusade. One knight told his trusted servant...

Here are some jokes from foreign countries that often bear the brunt of many
American jok...

To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments ...

Jay Leno monologue, "It seems the principal of a Cincinnati school has sent a letter to parents ...

A man approaches his best friend's wife one day when her husband is at the
office. "Will...

There was a newlywed that just got back from there honeymoon and they where all ways having sex ...

An elderly Frenchman who is a Catholic goes to confession and says to
the Priest, "Father,...

If we could shrink the Earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people,
with all ...

Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what t...

A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so...

One guy decided one day to try a nudest beach.

So he got there, striped, and setteld ...

The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making lov...

A little boy walks in on his parents having sex and says, ?Oh no! What are you doing??
His fa...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.

The bartender pours him the drink and ...

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only
suitably shaped...

This in from the journal Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality, August
1991 issue.

Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary





10. Today is...

This old couple was sitting in their rocking chairs on the back porch when the
old lady r...

These are all true Groucho Marx anecdotes garnered from "The Portable
Curmudgeon" compile...

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the still...

|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting chestnuts w...

I guy is in a men's room and another comes in and takes the urinal next to him. The first guy ha...

The teacher called on Johnny to solve the next question. "There are 3 ducks sitting on a fence",...

Here is an original joke by Lewis W. Call, and myself.

A small survey of some popu...

Two guys went camping, and after two weeks they thought they needed a break from
each oth...

Two guys went camping, and after two weeks they thought they needed a break from each other. So ...

In "Taber's Cyclopedic Medical Dictionary" (edition 15) on page 1451 begins an article entitled ...

Source: Time Magazine, page 79, issue date: October 14, 1991

Pick one from each c...

Once upon a time there was a very naughty little rabbit who liked to tie squirrel's tails in kno...

One day a boy came home from school and his mother asked, "What did you do today, son?" The boy ...