naughty jokes

On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried abo...

From The Guardian newspaper, diary section, 11th October.
(Diarist Andrew Moncur)
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Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up t...

A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decid...

Here is little something to help girls understang guys.

What guys sayWhat they mean...

A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by two of ...

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger ...

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking...

An 80-year-old man walks into a church and goes straight into the
confessional. There he ...

... marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I...

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the ...

Mother,
father and young son are visiting the circus. The eleph...

Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:10. Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream o...

Top 10 signs Santa doesn't like your kid:





10. Kid's lette...

A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender shoved the foaming gla...

A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what h...

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome
prairie, each with the br...

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado ...

Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis.
The first...

Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis. The first grader...

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking ...

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that
reads:

A young girl of 12 gets up in the middle of the night for a glass of water.

Hearing m...

A young Father has finally had enough of his son's wetting his pants, and takes him aside.
...

I heard this story from a Unitarian mi...

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got head...

(This joke was told to me by a high-ranking member of the UK
government who said that he ...

Yes = No



No = Yes



Maybe = No

Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
...

AOL:

America Online, this is Sue speaking.



Caller:

H...

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purp...

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to...

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss
I not come wor...

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several
years. O...

Hung Chow call his boss and says: ?Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headac...

In a sunny day one man takes his car, goes to a tattoing laboratory and asks for a tattoo repres...

THERE WAS this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and
jogged 6 mile...

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game.
During the game the guy...

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. ...

There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs six miles every d...

(From a Canadian Engineer who hasn't seen the likes of a true "Engineering
Humor Publicat...

A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across f...

TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notic...

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so ...

A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at...

From "That's Life," by Edward Dolnick ...

This guy decides he's going to play a little joke on his wife one

This guy decides he's going to play a little joke on his wife one day. As she steps out of the s...

An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She ...