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An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats....
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Bagpipe joke
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Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find ...Banjo joke
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: You can turn off a chainsaw....Banjo joke
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
A: You can tune a...Banjo joke
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor befor...Banjo joke
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range...Cello joke
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Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the i...Clarinet joke
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Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop an c...Clarinet joke
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Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
A: Gifted....Drum joke
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Looking to buyA man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior ...English horn joke
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Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?
A: I'll tell you when I meet one....Guitar joke
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Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bul...Guitar joke
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Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music....Harp joke
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Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?
A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out o...Music joke
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After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible....Music joke
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Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song....Music joke
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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?
A: When they even put their ear up to the ...Musician joke
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue r...Musician joke
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Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven; one to change and t...Musician joke
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw ...Musician joke
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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 ...Musician joke
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Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
A: A Chopin Liszt....Musician joke
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Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: ...
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