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What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !...

What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !...

What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !...

What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !...

Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !...

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !...

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !...

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !...

What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !...

What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !...

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !...

What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant...

Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !...

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help m...

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one,...

Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !...

What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !...

First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think....

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !...

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple....

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Wat...

How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel....

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doc...

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with go...

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden...