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Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candida...

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If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?...

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?...

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?...

Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?...

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?...

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?...

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient tim...

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?...

If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?...

Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!...

Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !...

Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !...

What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !...

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !...

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !...

What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !...

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !...

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !...

What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !...

Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !...

What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !...

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?...