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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?...

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash do...

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they...

Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann...

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c...

1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a h...

What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he loo...

First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl...

Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. ...

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The ...

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!...

What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans)....

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !...

What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!...

What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''...

What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!...

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!...

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the...

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!...

Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!...

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!...

Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!...

What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!...

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!...

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christian...