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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases....

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself....

First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. ...

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them somethin...

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were g...

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The ...

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are ab...

"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teach...

Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!"...

First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl...

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his sus...

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew....

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their...

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the...

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The col...

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?...

First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about...

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "...

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels....

What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader....

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride....

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes....

Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and w...

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, ...

First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the ove...