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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light....

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny....

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater....

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher....

When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days....

What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs....

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand....

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun....

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water....

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?...

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal....

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching....

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him....

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian....

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings....

Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people....

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads ...