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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long....

What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash....

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a...

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint....

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, y...

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a col...

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus....

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of cou...

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on to...

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,'...

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing....

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead....

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the fro...

Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...

Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get ...

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, ...

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!...

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash....

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!...

'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, '...