More Jokes

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!...

Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!...

Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!...

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!...

Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!...

Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!...

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!...

Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!...

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!...

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!...

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?...

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!...

Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!...

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are...

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!...

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!...

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!...

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurs...

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseba...

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)...

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!...

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...

How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus....

Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger...

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on....