More Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!...

What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!...

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!...

What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!...

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!...

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!...

When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!...

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!...

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!...

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know!...

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!...

Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!...

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!...

Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!...

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -becaus...

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)...

Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!...

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!...

Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!...

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!...

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!...

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!...

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!...

Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!...

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citiz...