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Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germa...

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R...

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' an...

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frank...

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!...

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!...

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag...

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!...

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have falle...

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!...

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle....

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!...

What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!...

What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'...

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the mi...

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!...

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!...

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fr...

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!...

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!...

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!...

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!...

What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!...

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzle...

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!...