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My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot...

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want...

Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it go...

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he ...

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster...

Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!...

'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academ...

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talk...

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped he...

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?...

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and ...

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't ...

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing ...

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car....

Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Clas...

Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit...

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's gut...

Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got i...

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on...

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend ...

Do robots have sisters ? No, just transistors !...

Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?...

Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,...

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !...

Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!...