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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the m...

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always l...

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went look...

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married....

Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it....

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally del...

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb....

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand...

Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."...

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the ha...

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left...

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture....

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear....

Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants....

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike....

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her ...

Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer int...

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the ot...

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?...

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe....

Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeu...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She ...

Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who t...

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins....