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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden....

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"...

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT...

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it....

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!...

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull ta...

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads....

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't ge...

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads...

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. ...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the ki...

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blon...

How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer...

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!...

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, ...

One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was al...

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lesso...

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?...

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?...

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?...

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?...

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get ...

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?...

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?...

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn't know which one came...