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Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most ...

Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these d...

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''...

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, rep...

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!...

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark...

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!...

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like...

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sa...

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knif...

What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet....

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries....

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or goi...

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager....

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers....

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally d...

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's...

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house...

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs....

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a he...

These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it....

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!...

What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop....

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels....

What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up....