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Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes....

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading....

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)...

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold...

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell ou...

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought....

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One....

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first......

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her ...

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!...

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to ...

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - no...

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes....

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke....

Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes...

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats...

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black co...

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !...

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence....

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea....

... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop....

Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress....

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than...

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their ...

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them ev...