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Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last...

Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses....

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?...

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few n...

Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capita...

Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the...

What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he...

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend ask...

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him t...

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees...

The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first...

Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: "No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost ...

Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wa...

"The auditors have just left, sir." "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "Wha...

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual,...

The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and h...

An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Mel...

An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep stat...

Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at wo...

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a ...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down th...

There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of th...

A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops a...

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical p...

Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax part...