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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at ...

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff....

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it....

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it....

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted....

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley...

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM....

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring....

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered....

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1"....

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader....

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries....

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good....

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells...

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag....

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No"....

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor....

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. ...

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route....

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off....

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way....

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them....

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children....

Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade....