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There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57....

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleepin...

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!...

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion....

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's....

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made he...

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby w...

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20...

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone....

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine....

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"...

Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused....

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side....

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch an...

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? ...

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's okay Daddy, I'...

Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner...

Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone...

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend sa...

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going ba...

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes....

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her....

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel....

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks....

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations....