Mom/Dad Jokes

|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree....

|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th...

|A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...

|Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h...

|A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...

|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...

|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby...

|The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane....

|Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearl...

|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor...

|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...

|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passe...

|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. H...

|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first c...

|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as ev...

|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask....

|Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s...

|Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in s...

|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne...

|A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two mi...

|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acciden...

|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and ...

|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I...

|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedul...

|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we o...