Mixed Jokes

|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we real...

|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized ...

|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; ...

|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establi...

|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Act...

|Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...

|A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY.I'm sleepy. I'M T...

|Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don't add no wood.Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood...

|Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...

|Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable \uh-voy'-du...

|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have arou...

|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need... = I wa...

|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request for assistance made by a Eu...

|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doc...

|THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because t...

|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife...