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Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren...

A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer as...

The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: "What do you like best about it?""The artwork...

10. "Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire" 9. "Choking Coaches For The Soul" by Latrell S...

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3....

At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formula...

10. "Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats" 9. "Mary Poppins A Cap In Your Ass" 8. "Bitch...

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move ...

A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:"I've circled the block for 20 minu...

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barman says, "W...

Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard...

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night a...

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2...

Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old ...

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's...

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakednes...

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 11-year-old son standing wide-eyed...

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles....

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck....

Q. What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives....

Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support:...

Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.A ...

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pu...

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in th...

Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!...

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by ...

Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he final...

From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You've Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10. When you walk,...

Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons...#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #...

12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen?11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 f...

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts cha...

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers an...

A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting "Twelve! Twelve!" over a fence.As he...

A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie."The bartender says, "We don't ser...

A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father sa...

Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to...

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, "I thin...

There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife's face was badly burned. The doctor...

The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked...

A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eati...

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The...

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck ...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticize that person, you'...

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!...

Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo....

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...

A woman's three biggest lies...1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste li...

Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!...