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40 hitsThere were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. But while searching, one o...
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40 hitsThere were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. But while searching, one o...
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42 hitsA man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he...
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71 hitsA veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, ...
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56 hitsA lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Adv...
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56 hitsA man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. Got excited because she f...
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36 hitsA woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Do...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...
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51 hitsA man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passe...
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76 hits"For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined. "What?" Chris re...
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41 hitsA 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walk...
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127 hitsA mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am...
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48 hitsTwo chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music co...
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28 hitsQ: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst ...
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29 hitsQ: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do...
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53 hitsFrom Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 -------------------------...
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39 hitsStriking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a...
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33 hitsAnna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is N...
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew.....that's one terrific spread!8. I'm in the mood for a li...
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36 hitsAlthough Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, spor...
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29 hitsA redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked t...
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59 hitsThe preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p...
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37 hitsA local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He kept getting his orders mixed...
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62 hitsA Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, b...
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56 hitsNew Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy....
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46 hitsQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind ...
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44 hitsGood question...Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm....
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to be...
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39 hitsTwo blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...
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48 hitsIn a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned ...
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49 hitsTwo very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They had been meeting in...
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47 hitsNewly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a...
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38 hitsA man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The roo...
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45 hitsThis long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop. Suddenly one bloke starts massagin...
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55 hitsMan goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal ...
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33 hitsM: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sor...
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35 hitsQ: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash veget...
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52 hitsQ: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun perio...
Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight....
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39 hitsWhat did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!...
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30 hitsYou're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You...
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45 hitsThe top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine s...
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36 hitsHOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, lov...
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30 hitsAn Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his ca...
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27 hitsThe Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sport...
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37 hitsOn the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming...
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64 hitsShortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do ...
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40 hitsA woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter as...
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate. 8. Pull the tube out of t...