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A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the even...

A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands th...

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind hi...

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...

A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I ca...

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat ...

There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women ...

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their l...

Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope...

Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chan...

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. ...

1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.2. He had no in-...

A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to ...

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting ...

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting i...

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the stud...

Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ...

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As...

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his f...

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales cler...

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says...

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some mon...

Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention B...

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We l...

Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...

Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: "J...

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks....

TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET10. Does this come in children's sizes...

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of s...

James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the do...

There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn't find a way off. But while searching, one o...

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he...

A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, ...

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Adv...

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. Got excited because she f...

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Do...

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, wh...

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passe...

"For Heaven's sake, Chris, why can't you talk to me once in a while?" Julie whined. "What?" Chris re...

A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw the man walk...

A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am...

Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music co...

Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst ...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do...

From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 -------------------------...

Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a...

Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is N...

10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew.....that's one terrific spread!8. I'm in the mood for a li...

Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, spor...