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First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit's just a joke!Polands's Worst Air ...

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The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry...

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Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and bori...

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At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, "N...

Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change...

A man walks into a shoe store... ...and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sal...

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They ...

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he...

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his s...

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. S...

"We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do yo...

A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe...

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying ...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met...

You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong and get away with it ...

Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from...

A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We ...

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A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my ne...

An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the ot...

The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags...

President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one should...

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have...

Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though....

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When as...

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was...

A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the even...

A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands th...

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind hi...

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...

A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I ca...

The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat ...

There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women ...

Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their l...

Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope...

Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chan...

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. ...

1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.2. He had no in-...

A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to ...

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting ...

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting i...

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the stud...

Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on ...

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As...

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his f...

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales cler...