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This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of ...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valley...

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled...

A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wid...

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every tim...

This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband w...

A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands.He runs out of ...

How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!...

What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!...

Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen....

Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay....

My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible ...

Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!...

To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpel...

"This is my tryout for Nascar." "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am...

Did you hear about the new men's magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It's like Playboy o...

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign tha...

10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place a...

The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were ...

Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air. No one k...

A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, "Our marriage has never...

10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8. The six front keys ...

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,...

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he...

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...

Business Rules to Live ByIf you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.A pat on...

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat...

... A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He w...

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arg...

TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX....10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECRE...

Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went i...

A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enj...

These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish th...

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their re...

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her ...

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy...

Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really...

While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won on...

A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like ...

Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy...

Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year....

What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter....

What's black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim....

Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick....

Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop....

How can you identify an blind pirate?He's the one with patches over both eyes....

What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan...

Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken....