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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did ...

Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...

Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...

If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...

There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come pu...

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama's so fat, when she sits...

Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there thi...

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelle...

My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. ...

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his...

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store che...

Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. A...

It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it t...

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same roo...

A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some ve...

THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around,...

A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife st...

One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asle...

When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve...

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tell...

The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She to...

1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging...

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy west...

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When...

The phone call...A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a bl...

Q - Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q - T...

Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant. Through out the cover...

John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup. Cost me...

Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting...

A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with...

This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of ...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valley...

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled...

A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wid...

Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every tim...

This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and singing. Her husband w...

A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands.He runs out of ...

How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!...

What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!...

Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen....

Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay....

My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually responsible ...

Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!...

To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpel...

"This is my tryout for Nascar." "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am...

Did you hear about the new men's magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It's like Playboy o...

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign tha...

10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place a...

The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were ...