Old Timers Disease
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50 hitsThree older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch mysel...
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50 hitsThree older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch mysel...
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45 hitsThe car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree an...
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41 hitsA blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. 'Sit down and tell me how it h...
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60 hitsA Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends...
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85 hitsFor those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: ...
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29 hitsWhat goes "errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!...
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146 hitsWhy is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!...
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, M...
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53 hitsThis one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and...
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39 hitsBoss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! "Nothi...
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40 hitsWe have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree s...
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57 hits"I'm worried," said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the little b...
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63 hitsAn aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfu...
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49 hitsMrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond ea...
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83 hitsTop 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.2. A better ...
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64 hitsWhat's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat...
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86 hitsThere where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselve...
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37 hitsA New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably i...
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63 hitsA bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you ha...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not ...
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71 hitsThere were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h...
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149 hitsThere was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.We...
To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatic...
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59 hitsA man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just wh...
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74 hitsThis little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the...
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. ?As you can se...
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn't able.2. King Solomon-who sat on the...
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!...
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34 hitsEvery once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew th...
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34 hitsIf ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline to a friend as you're walk...
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54 hitsA pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did ...
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two T...
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the dirt and then recrossesA. a dirty cro...
If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...
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75 hitsThere was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come pu...
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24 hitsYo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama's so fat, when she sits...
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69 hitsTom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there thi...
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41 hitsA waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelle...
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. ...
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47 hitsWorried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his...
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63 hitsThere were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store che...
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47 hitsSally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. A...
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38 hitsIt was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it t...
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57 hitsA man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same roo...
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156 hitsA woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some ve...
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42 hitsTHOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits up, stretches and looks around,...
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61 hitsA blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife st...
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58 hitsOne day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asle...
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61 hitsWhen God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve...
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60 hitsA woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tell...