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How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)...

Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy yo...

What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get....

Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents....

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this...

Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at...

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would l...

MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so yo...

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man ...

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fr...

Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took th...

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $t...

Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You know, I'd like to see her ag...

A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says...

Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty...10. She's a goblin!9. I'd like to get a little something ...

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a lit...

A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, "Pull over...

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his gra...

Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and ...

Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," ...

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a ...

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small inv...

When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------...

When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. "Your mother insulted me, very mu...

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing,...

Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" y...

One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped...

A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the b...

Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you ha...

Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will...

A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is onfire." The dispatcher says, "Wel...

What's brown and sticky?A stick....

How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him....

What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd....

Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year....

If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way....

Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....

Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry....

What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex....

a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car....

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them....

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come...

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean ...

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747....

How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00...

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He's the one with a duck....

Why are men like paper cups?They're dispensable....