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A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks "What does one do about s...

A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after...

The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitr...

The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should gi...

Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do...

In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The cl...

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing thei...

This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedro...

What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire....

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...

Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book....

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it....

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey.....

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!...

Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard......

Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!...

Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing...

Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!...

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering....

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before he could tell anybo...

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So men can understand them....

What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name....

Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted everyone to be sure w...

Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?...

Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy....

What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog....

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)...

Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to get a-head!...

How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)...

Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy yo...

What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get....

Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your parents....

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this...

Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at...

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have ...

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would l...

MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so yo...

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man ...

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fr...

Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took th...

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $t...

Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You know, I'd like to see her ag...

A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says...

Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty...10. She's a goblin!9. I'd like to get a little something ...

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a lit...

A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, "Pull over...

A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his gra...