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Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all ...

This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little ...

A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard wi...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a ...

An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door...

Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He's megan a list and chicken it twic...

Public service announcements around the world. USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your childr...

There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. Th...

One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere have u been all day, he said t...

Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lo...

A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything...

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tra...

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's not...

Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance an...

An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13...

A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it sa...

At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 1...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was asto...

In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac. My h...

Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in th...

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Fe...

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly pi...

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker....

Men are just like a Dog...here's proof!1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrati...

Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midge...

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up,...

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...

An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and...

There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and sa...

Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a...

A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks "What does one do about s...

A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after...

The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitr...

The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should gi...

Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do...

In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The cl...

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing thei...

This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedro...

What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire....

Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.S...

Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book....

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it....

A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey.....

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!...

Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard......

Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!...

Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing...

Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo under a glass table!...

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering....