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Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the ...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. A...

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on...

Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says 'I've got good news and bad...

Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. The man working ...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...

A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off...

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, sp...

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...

The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ...

Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:"I need...

1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut....

Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder wid...

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing mach...

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and ...

Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wif...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase ca...

A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, ...

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policem...

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "...

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...

A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed tha...

Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast aslee...

A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language."A...

This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you co...

How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball!What do you call a ...

Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately...

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home ...

A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proce...

Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation lost all ...

This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little ...

A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard wi...

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a ...

An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door...

Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He's megan a list and chicken it twic...

Public service announcements around the world. USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your childr...

There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. Th...

One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere have u been all day, he said t...

Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How lo...

A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything...

Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks."Looks like deer tra...

Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's not...

Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance an...

An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13...

A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it sa...

At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 1...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was asto...

In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac. My h...

Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in th...