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Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why...

An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incr...

Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into...

What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewne...

A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...

A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blow...

Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encyclopaedia Br...

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old ...

I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patien...

The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking of...

Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid...

My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlan...

The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and Go Pee7. Simon ...

At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new mir...

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a beta version...

What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into ...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone....

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow ...

Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny ...

What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on ...

Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light on!!!...

Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife...

Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one abou...

I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chin...

In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions to...

Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is the difference between...

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painf...

YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORK...

Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the ...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. A...

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on...

Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor says 'I've got good news and bad...

Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. The man working ...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...

A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the elevator stops and the fire alarm goes off...

There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, sp...

If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...

The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ...

Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:"I need...

1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut....

Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder wid...

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing mach...

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and ...

Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wif...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase ca...

A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, ...

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick hi...

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policem...