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What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a...

How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!...

Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On...

Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap -she chewed off three legs and was s...

A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex.When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he ...

Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits wit...

A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to eac...

I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!...

Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why....

Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!...

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?...

Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)...

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenger...

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two...

The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.Let's name your legs. T...

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I...

A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were no...

A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the P...

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session b...

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might ...

A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up ...

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never ma...

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in ...

"Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed T...

A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated.""What?" said the doctor, "surely you don...

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy...

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the la...

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."...

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, ...

Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why...

An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incr...

Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into...

What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.What does a brewne...

A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...

A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blow...

Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encyclopaedia Br...

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old ...

I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patien...

The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking of...

Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid...

My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlan...

The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and Go Pee7. Simon ...

At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new mir...

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a beta version...

What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into ...

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone....

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow ...