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While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know, honey," she said sweetly,...

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been ar...

The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond,...

Bridegroom: "Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartment n...

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. "Young lady," said the doc...

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenad...

Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him - "Johnny dearest, good boys save...

On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicate...

If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him a...

A guy came home to his wife and said to her: "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 P...

After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that they had a ver...

One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumpe...

From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can...

An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash of dermato...

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, th...

Howard Dean's wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over...

Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there ...

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...

Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the ...

Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter...

A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants...

Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, "My ...

After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...

Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up r...

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news....

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic test...

Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend of his sitting on the steps...

Net News - The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website.The site is said to offe...

A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and w...

This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down ...

How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaro...

Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than ...

A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car s...

I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. ...

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go f...

Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so...

Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. "Bet you can't guess how old I am," he says. "Be...

"You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me unti...

1. If I like it, it's mine.2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.3. If I can take it from you, it's mine....

A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking woman. After a few drinks he musters t...

"Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on ...

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling pre...

Always give 100% at work.......12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on Frida...

Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and nin...

The judge said to Mickey "I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that she i...

A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger ...

Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's...

Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village an...

Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, th...